I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*
**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!
This is gold!!!
“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me
Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here
Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you
Ripley's you know what? Whatever.
oops . ___ . I have some major NightVale feels. this one from podcasts # 1-5. maybe others later? Idk we’ll see. until then Q A Q enjoy.
fucking hooded figures like’n pizza. of course you fuckers would.
not really on the whole ummm cecil bandwagon i just really enjoy the world @ o @ ;;;;
-COEY!
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